If i wake up tomorrow will you still be here?

hellos hellos .. came t0 post aqains . ;DDDDDDDD
todae tcher qo through synthesis wiit us .. ddo halfwae she wrote a joke on a piece ob paper ..
it wr0te :
Ah Beng went to dhe cinema to watch a m0vie . when he wantedd to qo iin , he saw dhe sign 'below 18 are n0rt allowedd 2 qo in' dhens Ah Beng tell the operater ..
Ah Beng : Officer . wait ahhs . i qo call my other 17 fwens horhs .
get dhe j0kke ? l0ls .

another joke -
Ah Beng went to Australia to see wadds difference between dhe Austalia tiime nd the s'pore time .. dhen he askedd the officer
Ah Beng : officer , wadds dhe difference between s'pore nd australia time ?
Officer : just a minute .
Ah Beng : okk ..
then Ah Beng went .. when dhe officer came bakk Ah Beng dissapearedd .
Ah Beng went bakk to s'pore nd told his frens dhat dhe s'pore time nd dhe australia time iis juz 1 min difference !
END~
get dhe jOke ? 'just a min' is actually 'wait' budd Ah Beng tot dhe difference obb dhe time is just 1 minute . LOls .
kkays . till here lers .
buaiis##

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